Menu

Over the years we’ve developed a cracker-jack team of food and beer enthusiasts here at The Abbey.  So for this menu we asked them to mate a beer from one of our 92 choices to our menu items.  The criteria was simple yet genius in its design. To make the list, the beer would be judged using just 3 criteria; contrast, compliment or cleanse.  We won’t bore you with some kitchy discourse of how each was devised, or go into how many hours and calories were consumed in its pursuit.  Just realize we ate and drank alot, and we think we came up with some awesome pairings here.

Now sit back and enjoy the results of when “foodies” and “beeries” come together and mate two of life’s little treasures.  Great Beer & Great Food.  Enjoy!

NEW!  Try our soon-to-be-world-famous dippin’ sauces for any of our menu items.
Bacon-Ranch  -  Chipotle Ketchup  -  Cucumber Wasabi  -  Tiger Sauce  -  Sweet Thai Chili  -  BBQ Chipotle  -  Honey BBQ
$1.50 per sauce


Over a year in development, we bring unto the world these 14 awe-inspiring creations. Drop to your knees and thank the good lord for his kindness!

Premium Burgers
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The Casanova

With 2 slices of Wisconsin Swiss some mushrooms and ham, it’s a cheeseburger and mouth love affair waiting to happen. $13

The Gypsy

She travels with Wisconsin fresh Mozzarella, cucumbers, red onions and tomatoes. If you’re lucky, one day her home might be your tummy. $12

The Mama Mia

Wisconsin Mozzarella, pepperoni and pizza sauce on a crusty Italian loaf. The food Gods have spoken loud and clear and maybe with a slight Sicilian accent. $12

The Brooklyn

Piled high with Wisconsin Swiss, corned beef and sauerkraut, hunger has nowhere to hide. Rest in peace hunger, rest in peace. $13

The Honky Tonk

Its got barbecue sauce, pulled pork, onion rings, and two slices of Wisconsin Brick cheese. Get your canines ready for some down and dirty fun. $12

The Uncle Sam

Nothing goes with the Red, White and Blue like two yellow slices of Wisconsin cheddar, 2 beef patties, 2 strips of crispy bacon, red onion, tomatoes, iceberg lettuce & mayonnaise. It just screams “I’m proud to be an American!” $11

The LumberJack

With Wisconsin Cheddar and Swiss cheese, two beef patties and too many other toppings to mention, it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner and a few snacks rolled into one. $12

The Highwayman

This cheeseburgers a one-way road trip to Yummyville. Wisconsin Brick & Cheddar, onion rings, a fried egg and ham. Wanna ride shotgun? $14

The Macho Nacho

One stomach alone does not stand a chance against The Macho Nacho. A two-stomach tag team might fare a little better but would still be considered a decisive underdog by most bookies. Three stomachs versus The Macho Nacho could finally result in an evenly matched fight. Is your stomach ready to rumble? $14

The Couch Potato

The remote control in one hand. The Couch Potato in the other. What else could a person ask for? Created for anyone with a finely honed sedentary lifestyle, The Couch Potato ensures you won’t be going anywhere anytime soon. So put the recliner in cruise control and pop open a cold one. You’ve earned it. $13

The Roadhouse

If you’re the kind of person who orders a milkshake with a cheeseburger then has the audacity to drink it with a straw, please do us all a big favor and steer clear of The Roadhouse. Prepared to go toe to toe with the heartiest of appetites, this bad boy packs a punch that’ll leave your chops wondering what hit ‘em. $12

The Havana

That’s not your stomach growling, it’s your stomach screaming ‘Feed me this cheeseburger now!’ The Havana is the first cousin to the well-known Cubano sandwich. In- separable from childhood to adulthood, the two drifted apart when The Havana gained international notoriety as one of the Cheese & Burger Society top thirty cheeseburgers. To this very day, the two remain estranged. $13

The Handyman

There’s no job that The Handyman can’t handle. This mouthwatering mound of meat and cheese has the skills to satisfy whatever needs satisfying. Empty stomach? The Handyman can fill ‘er up and then some. Taste buds need a little attention? The Handyman has the tools to tackle the task. $13

The Southern Belle

Charming and graceful, The Southern Belle won’t spend time with anyone but a true gentleman. She prefers the company of a man who doesn’t talk with his mouth full or use his sleeve as a napkin. If you possess the wherewithal to refrain from such gaucheries, The Southern Belle might just give you the time of day. $12

Appetizers
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Calamari

Fresh squid rings hand-battered and fired then tossed & sauteed off in our own pepper ring sauce. $9.99   BODDINGTONS PUB ALE

Homemade Potato Chips

A basket of our kettle-style home cooked chips drizzled with our own Gorgonzola cheese cream sauce and topped with fresh cut scallions!  Oh yeah they’re yummy!   $6.99 OLD PECULIER

Hand-Battered Chicken Fingers

Fresh-cut chicken fingers, hand-battered with your choice of sauces. $8.99

Buffalo – Honey BBQ – Teriyaki – BBQ WALESTALE PALE ALE

Stuffed Potato Skins

Fresh Idaho spuds stuffed with bacon and cheddar jack cheese, topped with diced scallions and served with sour cream.  $7.99 ROGUE DEAD GUY

Jumbo Quesadilla

Buttered and grilled flour tortilla stuffed with cheddar jack cheese and black bean sauce.
Topped with homemade salsa and served with sour cream. $7.99
Add grilled chicken or steak. $2.00 Add fresh guacamole. $1.50

Make ‘em Billy Bob!  Stuffed with enough of our own BBQ pulled pork to make any man happy! Add $2.00 UFO WHITE

Loaded Nachos

Fresh-made corn tortilla chips topped with our black bean sauce, shredded lettuce, salsa, diced
tomatoes, black olives, jalapenos and scallions. Loaded with cheddar jack cheese of course!
Served with sour cream. $8.99  Add fresh guacamole. $1.50

Bust ‘em out with your choice of chicken, chili, or BBQ pulled pork for only $2.00 more.

Even better, make ‘em Irish!  Substitute our corn tortilla chips for our home-made potato chips! GUINESS

Cheese Nachos

Fresh made corn tortilla chips smothered with cheddar jack cheese.
Topped with scallions and fresh salsa. $6.99

PILSNER URQUELL

Our World Famous Chicken Wings

One pound of our fresh, hand-seasoned, oven-baked chicken wings with your choice of sauce.  Buffalo – Honey BBQ – Teriyaki – BBQ $8.99

MILLER LITE DRAFT

Basket O’ Fries

A heaping basket of our fantastic home-made french fries served with your choice of Bacon-Ranch, Chipotle Ketchup, or our own Tiger dipping sauce.  $5.99  Make ‘em Grande’ with a baked cheese topping, diced bacon and scallions for only $2 bucks more!

LIENENKUGEL’S SUNSET WHEAT

Onion Rings

Fresh home-made thick cut Smithwick’s Ale beer-battered onion rings.  Served with a side of our own BBQ Chipotle sauce for dipping.  $6.99

SMITHWICK’S

Salads
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Classic Ceasar

Crisp Romaine lettuce tossed with parmesan cheese and a creamy Caesar dressing.  $8.99 Add grilled or Cajun chicken. $2.00

WITTEKERKE

The Abbey’s Buffalo Chicken Ceasar Salad
Crisp Romaine lettuce tossed with our ceasar salad dressing, with croutons and Buffalo Chicken chunks and fresh Bleu cheese crumble. $10.99

SAM SMITH PALE ALE

Oriental Chicken

Fresh garden mix lettuce with red cabbage, diced tomatoes, rice noodles, cucumbers and scallions. Topped with our own creamy Oriental dressing, sesame seeds and grilled Teriyaki chicken. $9.99

HENNEPIN

Traditional Garden

Crisp Romaine and Iceberg lettuce topped with diced tomatoes, cucumbers, black olives,
pepperoncini peppers and red onion. $7.99 Add grilled or Cajun chicken. 2.00

PETE’S STRAWBERRY BLONDE

The Abbey Taco Salad

Fresh Iceberg lettuce topped with chili, Cheddar Jack cheese, tomatoes, black beans,
red onions and sour cream. Served in our gigantic homemade taco shell. $9.99

LA FIN DU MONDE

Jay’s Classic Chopped Cobb

Fresh thin-sliced Iceberg lettuce tossed with diced tomatoes, sliced avocado, hard-boiled egg, bacon, grilled chicken chunks, and chunky crumbled Bleu Cheese dressing.  Not to be missed.  $10.99

CHIMAY

Soups
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Baked Onion

A crock of our homemade traditional onion soup with melted provolone & swiss cheese. $6.99

BELHAVEN SCOTTISH ALE

Baked Chili

Our own chili made with grade “A” beef, chunks of tenderloin steak, kidney beans, peppers, onions and stewed tomatoes. Served in a fresh-baked bread bowl and topped with cheddar jack cheese, sour cream, scallions and jalapenos. $7.99

DOGFISH 90 MINUTE IPA

New England Clam Chowder

Homemade white chowder, thick and chuck full of clams! Served in a fresh-baked bread bowl with oyster crackers and topped with dill seasonings. $6.99

SAM ADAMS LAGER

Broccoli Cheddar

Our own broccoli cheddar soup, thick and delicious. Served in a fresh-baked bread bowl.  $6.99

SAM SMITH NUT BROWN ALE

Sandwiches
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All sandwiches served with your choice of fresh cut French Fries,
our homemade Onion Rings, or Potato Chips, a pickle spear and a side of pasta salad or coleslaw.

The Billy-Bob

Tender pulled pork rib meat, slow-simmered and marinated in our own BBQ sauce.
Served on a warm fresh-baked hoagie roll!  $8.99

MILLER HIGH LIFE

Philly Cheese Steak

Lean shaved steak smothered in peppers, onions, mushrooms and topped with melted American cheese. Served on a fresh-baked hoagie roll. $8.99

ROLLING ROCK

The Classic Reuben

Lean corned beef steamed with sauerkraut and melted Swiss cheese.
Served on fresh marble rye with homemade Russian dressing. $8.99

HARP

Reuben’s Uncle

Fresh shaved turkey topped with coleslaw, Russian dressing and Swiss cheese.
Served on grilled wheat bread. $8.99

DUVEL

The Garden Patty

Served on a fresh roll with lettuce, tomato and onion. $8.99

FRANZISKANER

Le French Dip

Our fresh roasted beef, steamed and topped with melted Swiss cheese.
Served on a warm fresh baked hoagie roll.  Served with a side of our own Au Jus fer dippin. $8.99

SAM SMITH PALE ALE

Now that’s a Grilled Cheese.

Your choice of cheese on grilled Texas toast. $4.99

BLUE MOON

Turkey BLT Wrap

Fresh-cut turkey with bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise. $8.99

AMSTEL

Deli Wraps

Your choice of fresh turkey, roast beef, shaved steak or corned beef with lettuce,
onion, tomato and your choice of cheese on a fresh wrap. $7.99

ANCHOR STEAM

The Tender, and we mean tender, Tip Sandwich

Filet Mignon tips topped with sautéed mushrooms, onions and melted provolone cheese
on a warm fresh baked hoagie roll. $9.99

BASS

Da’ Sausage Grindah

Italian sausage, grilled with peppers and onions. Served on a warm fresh baked hoagie roll. $8.99

MAGIC HAT #9

The Monterey

Grilled and topped with BBQ sauce, bacon, and cheddar jack cheese on a sour dough bun. $8.99

STELLA ARTOIS

The Bacon/Swiss/Honey-Mustard one.

Grilled and topped with bacon and Swiss cheese over lettuce and
honey mustard dressing on a fresh-baked sour dough bun. $8.99

DUNDEE’S HONEY BROWN

The Cahoun

Blackened, grilled and topped with cheddar cheese.
Served with lettuce, tomato and a homemade Cajun mayonnaise on a sour dough bun.  $8.99

MAUDITE

BBQ Chicken

Grilled and topped with Cheddar cheese, red onion, lettuce and
Ranch dressing on a sour dough bun. $8.99

DC COOPER ALE

California Cobb Chicken Sandwich

Grilled chicken breast served over fresh lettuce, sliced tomato and our own Cucumber Wasabi dressing.  Topped with fresh sliced avocado and served on our toasted and buttered sourdough bun.  $9.99

HARPOON IPA

Smothered Chicken

Grilled and topped with sautéed onions, peppers, mushrooms and provolone cheese.
Served over lettuce, tomato and Dijon mustard on a sour dough bun. $8.99

NEWPORT STORM AMBER ALE

The Great Southwestern

Grilled and topped with a homemade black bean sauce and cheddar jack cheese.
Served over lettuce, tomato and ranch dressing. $8.99

OFFSHORE AMBER

The Buffalicken

Grilled and tossed in our own Buffalo sauce.
Served over lettuce and blue cheese on a sour dough bun. $8.99

CARLSBERG LAGER

Cheddar Melt Chicken

Grilled and topped with sautéed onions, roasted tomato and
cheddar cheese. Served over lettuce and scallion dressing on a sour dough bun. $8.99

SEADOG BLUEBERRY WHEAT

Chicken Parmesan

Hand-breaded and topped with homemade marinara
and melted provolone on a fresh-baked sour dough bun. $8.99

SAM ADAMS LIGHT

Phil’s Revenge

Fresh grilled flatbread stuffed with tender Filet Mignon, cheddar cheese, diced red onion,
tomatoes, shredded lettuce and cucumbers topped with our own ranch dressing. $9.99

CHIMAY ROUGE

Entrees
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Aged Top Sirloin

21-day aged hand-trimmed and cut prime top sirloin. Served with coleslaw and your choice of side. $16.99

GULDEN DRAAK

Cajun Cream Jumbalaya

Cajun chicken, Andouille sausage, fresh peppers and onions.
Served over fettucini and bathed in a homemade Cajun cream sauce. $13.99

HOPTICAL ILLUSION

Ye Olde Fish & Chips

Fresh fish, hand-breaded and cooked to perfection!
Served with coleslaw and our famous French fries. $10.99

OLD SPECKLED HEN

Fettucini Alfredo

A classic, traditionally prepared. $10.99
Add grilled chicken. $2.00

OFFSHORE IPA

Jumbo Burrito

Extra large flour tortilla, stuffed with our own black bean sauce,
peppers, onions, cheddar jack cheese and chicken or beef.
Topped with salsa, hot peppers and served with sour cream.
Served with choice of side and coleslaw. $10.99

RED STRIPE

Penne with Sauteed Chicken Medallions

Penne pasta with sautéed chicken medallions and tender broccoli
in a light parmesan butter sauce. $11.99

ORVAL TRAPPIST ALE

Baby Back Ribs

Meticulously prepared, seasoned and oven-baked.
We finish these on our open flame broiler and baste them twice in our own BBQ sauce.
Served with coleslaw and your choice of side. 1/2 rack $13.99 full rack $19.99

KONA PALE ALE

Pasta Primavera

Fresh vegetables served over a bed of fettucini bathed in a creamy parmesan sauce. $10.99

GEARY’S PALE ALE

Monterey Chicken Platter

Grilled chicken breast topped with our own BBQ sauce, bacon, cheddar jack cheese,
scallions and diced tomatoes. Served with grilled vegetables and choice of side. $10.99

FRANZISKANER

The Abbey’s Famous Signature Burgers
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We are burger-freaks here at The Abbey.  Others say what you want to hear, but we deliver. All our hamburgers are made from USDA certified “Grade A” ground beef and are hand-pressed into 10oz. patties.  We use our own blend of seasonings on them and then flame grill them to meat-lover perfection.  All our Signature Burgers are served on a fresh-made toasted and buttered sourdough bun and comes with A fresh cut Dill pickle spear and your choice of side: homemade French fries, potato chips, onion rings, pasta salad, coleslaw, baked potato or vegetable. Substitute your side for a side salad for only $1.99.  Enjoy!

Make any of our hamburgers vegetarian!  Substitute our burger patty for a Garden Burger patty or Portabella mushroom cap!

The Classic

Our grade “A” 10 oz. beef burger, cooked to perfection! Served with lettuce and tomato on a sour dough bun. $8.99
Add bacon, cheese, sautéed onions or mushrooms .89 each!

PALM DRAFT

Smokey BBQ

Topped with homemade smokey BBQ sauce, mild cheddar cheese and bacon. $9.99

AYINGER UR-WEISSE

The Jay-Dog

Special seasonings, Vermont Swiss,sautéed onions and mushrooms, mayonnaise and lettuce. $9.99

LEFFE BLOND

Ragin’ Cajun

Cajun spice, cheddar cheese and lettuce with a homemade Cajun spread. $9.99

RED SEAL ALE

The Wild ‘Shroom

Wild grilled mushrooms topped with melted Vermont Swiss cheese over lettuce, tomato and mayo. $9.99

TROIS PISTOLES

Da Wop

Spicy marinara and melted mozzarella, Mangia! $8.99

PERONI

The Great American

Our 10 oz. all-beef patty with special sauce,
lettuce, cheese, onion, pickles and tomato
on a sour dough bun. $9.99

ITHACA APRICOT WHEAT

Crazy Rooskie

Corned beef & our homemade Russian dressing, sauerkraut
and melted Swiss cheese. $9.99

BASS

Tijuana-mama

Fresh guacamole, marinated hot pepper rings and
sour cream. It’s pretty damn good! $9.99

DOS EQUIS

Ah-Sooooo!

Teriyaki sauce, green scallions, crispy rice noodles
and diced red cabbage. $8.99

TSINGTAO

Remember The Alamo

Chili, diced red onion and melted
cheddar jack cheese. $9.99

CORONA

Buffalo Burger

Special seasonings, homemade Buffalo sauce,
blue cheese dressing and lettuce. $8.99

CIRCUS BOY DRAFT

And introducing…. “The Hair-of-the-dog-that-bit-you Burger”.  It’s one hangover killing bad-boy.

Our 10oz. patty smothered in sauteed onion, and topped with a grilled sausage patty, fried egg, 2 strips of bacon, & American cheese.  Served over mayo on a toasted and buttered sourdough bun. $10.99

GROLSCH

Pizza
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All our pizzas are prepared on a 12” fresh pizza shell and grilled.  Our pizza sauce is homemade, and all our toppings are fresh and prepared here in our kitchen.  We love making them to order so feel free to build your own from all our ingredients! Priced accordingly.

The Classic Pepperoni

Our own pizza sauce, fresh sliced genuine pepperoni and fresh Mozzarella cheese. $9.99
Add extra items for .79 each!

HARP

BBQ Chicken Pizza

Our Smokey BBQ sauce, diced grilled chicken and sliced green olives, under our cheddar and
Monterey Jack blended cheese. $9.99

WARSTEINER

Sausage & Carmelized Onion

Sliced Italian sausage, caramelized Spanish onion, and Mozzarella cheese. $9.99

COOPER’S DARK

Buffalo Chicken

Buffalo sauce, diced grilled chicken and our own Cheddar and Monterey Jack cheese.
Served with blue cheese dressing of course! $9.99

HOEGAARDEN

The White Pizza

Our fresh pizza shell topped with our own Gorgonzola cream sauce & smothered under a blanket of fresh mozzarella and topped with grilled diced chicken. $11.50

SMITHWICK’S DRAFT

The Cheesey-Cheese Burger Pizza

Our fresh pizza shell topped with our ketchup sauce, crumbled grilled hamburger, and our shredded cheddar blended cheeses.  Baked to perfection and topped with shredded lettuce, and diced tomato &  pickles, and mayo!  Phil say’s  ”It’s good. Really good.”  $11.50

MILLER HIGH LIFE

Avobaken

That’s right.  Avobaken. Sliced fresh avocado, chopped bacon, and diced chicken atop our own pizza sauce and shredded mozzarella.  A sprinkle of cilantro just ’cause we can.  $11.50

SAM SMITH’S OATMEAL STOUT

Bacon Bleu Pizza

Chopped bacon, Bleu cheese crumble and diced onion over olive oil and shredded mozzarella. Yummy.  $11.50

MURPHY’S IRISH STOUT

Desserts
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FEATURED COFFEES BY COFFEE EXPRESS!

HAZELNUT ~ WILD BLUEBERRY ~ SOUTHERN PECAN
SUMATRA ~ VERMONT COUNTRY BLEND DECAF ~ GOLDEN FRENCH TOAST
$1.85

SNICKER-DOODLE PIE ~ CHOCOLATE OVERLOAD CAKE
$5.50

SEE OUR SPECIALS BOARD FOR MORE!